God Made a Lump

On the 8th day, God realized an oversight. As God surveyed the world They had created, They noticed a peculiar group of people with a weakness for idolizing the mundane, who found fascination in the most flawed of objects.

Realizing the need to accommodate this delusional group, God set forth to create something that would occupy their hearts and minds. And so, on the 8th day, through blowing their nose, God fashioned a lump.

This lump, devoid of purpose or significance, became the object of worship for those who found comfort in the banal. They gathered at rallies, marveling at the lump’s orange simplicity, finding meaning in its very existence.



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